Imani, 15, andI haven't done an 'All About Me' since elementary school. I'm out of practice.
But seriously, this is a blog full of reblogs and occasional text posts that are sorta funny. At least to me. Have fun.
im pretty proud of that fourth one
(via rudeasian)
Ew.
So I was looking for International Bacculaurate tagged posts, right?
And the IB tag was clogged with Anime for some reason.
So I decide to try ‘Diploma Program’.
And I didn’t type ‘Diploma Program’.
I typed ‘DP’.
So I get to the tag and I see some…questionable usernames.
Then, one of the posts loaded aND DP STANDS FOR SOME TYPE OF PORN UGH ALL I KNOW IS I SAW TOO MUCH SKIN AND I WAS LOOKING FOR SCHOLARLY THINGS NOT PORN UGHDKSFHSKLAJFAD
I WILL TAG THIS POST AS ‘DP’ TO GET REVENGE ON THOSE DP PORN PEOPLE.
DAMN YOU, I WAS JUST LOOKING AT KITTENS BEFORE THIS.
Reblog if you remember
- what dial-up sounds like.
- the sound a floppy disk makes when you put it in the computer.
- Wishbone.
- Bill Nye the Science Guy.
- blowing into the cartridge of the Playstation game when it started screwing up.
- owning Titanic on a two-volume VHS set.
- using cassettes.
Okay, now I’m just confused.
BLOWING INTO THE CARTRIDGE OF THE PLAYSTATION GAME
(via ruinedchildhood)
you know when you ask your sister to get you some gummy candy but you really mean SOUR gummy candy so when she comes home with your gummy bears you are very disappointed and forget them in the sun and then they congeal into one single 990 calorie gummy rectangle and you spend 10 minutes cutting it out of the bag so you can take a picture for the internet
(via ruinedchildhood)
How difficult was it for the person who came up with the word ‘right’, in reference to direction, to explain it to everyone else.
“This is right.”
“No, your wrong.”
Eheh? Eheh?
Ehh.
Um, can you die from being stabbed in the eye? I guess if I was shot in the ey- wait, your butt…?
Multiple questions (and maybe statements) here:
- Do you have a birthmark on your eye?
- HOW do you have a birthmark on your eye?
- It killed Osama.
- Maybe, because I think he was shot elsewhere.
- I mean, if it goes far enough through the eye socket and into the brain.
- MAYBE YOU WERE A TERRORIST IN A PAST LIFE.
- And yes, right where my butt ‘shelf’ is.
- A little over to the right, though.
- girl: i'm having vagina surgery
- boyfriend: i know
- girl: i love you
- boyfriend: i love you too
- after surgery she wakes up and only dad is there
- girl: where is my boyfriend
- dad: who do you think gave you the vagina
- girl: what
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Steps of Scientific Method - Meme version
